Why won’t the Genie grant Rafa his wish ?
On a rare day off, Rafa was cleaning out his cellar when he came across an old vase. Thinking it was valuable he rubbed it to clean off the dust. To his surprise out popped a Genie who said, “Oh master, I grant you one wish.”
Rather surprised, Rafa thought for a while before replying, “Hhmmm… I know! Since I like going to Spain to find young players I would like you to build a bridge from Liverpool to Spain since I don’t like flying and the trains are unreliable – this way I could drive.”
“Oh no master,” responded the Genie, “that is an impossible request, it would take the will of a thousand genies to grant you that wish – you must choose a task I can grant you.”
Rafa mumbled under his breath for a bit before saying, “I have a player in my team who should score more goals, can you make Babel into a 20 goals a season player?”
To which the Genie replied, “OK, what colour lights do you want on your bridge.”
As Rafa was walking along a Spanish beach all dejected about the prospects of Liverpool again in the upcoming PL season he stumbled and found a brass lamp, as he rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared?
“For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire,” the genie said.
As Rafa replied, “I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try, I want to win the PL, I want the fans to love me ”
“Poof!” Said the genie. “You’re now the manager of Man Utd
The morale of the story dont be greedy
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