Would you accept a petrified Jessica Alba as a gift if I offered you it?
Ok…
1) I find Jessica Alba in her private house or on a movie set and use majic to shrink her to only 5″ tall.
2) Next, I grab her and take her to my evil lair and I roll her around in some clay until all of her body is covered in it. I then cut away the excess clay until only the body covered in clay shows. Of course, to prevent her from running away, I leave all the clay on here legs to form a base. I also leave her hands trapped in that excess clay.
3) Next, I place her in a kiln to dry the clay out. Obviously, this kills her instantly. When finnished, you see a 5″ clay figurine of Jessica Alba with her face screaming help in horror and agony.
4) Now I paint it and admire my work.
5) Now I offer you this authentic 5″ Jessica Alba petrified in clay forever…Do you take this?
…Would you even care?
…Or would you be like good ridens?
…Who would you rather I do this to?
Well I suggest seeking help from Christ.
You fucking nut.
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Rotary Cement Kiln (2nd ed) $62.40 This is an indispensable reference source and training tool not only for kiln operators, but for supervisors and management staff as well. Extensive discussions on pre-heater and pre-calciner operations are included. The appendix includes a section with conversion tables, definitions of common terms relating to rotary kilns, and a suggested outline for a training program for new operators. CONT… |
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